jellomarx (jellomarx) wrote,
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What A Country

So I get this chick in the back seat, see, she's seventeen years old,

a high school senior like me, but she's THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER

for chrissake, and I knock her up.

And tonight,,,,,,ya ready?,,,,,,,,

ten thousand Americans, with 'family values',

are gonna stand and cheer me when I'm introduced to a political convention,

with the old man's arm around my shou lder—and the next president of the

United States(maybe), takin' his hat off to me---

Now, is this the greatest country in the world, or
what?

"you can't write things like this" ---- Woody Allen
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