jellomarx (jellomarx) wrote,
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Great Quotes


If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  - Dorothy Parker

“As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.”
Robert Benchley

I hate women because they always know where things are.

James Thurber

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
George Carlin

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER
Groucho Marx

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Steven Wright
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