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Next Life By Woody Allen

>> Next Life
>> By Woody Allen
>>
>> In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
>>
>> You start out dead and get that out of
>> The way. Then you wake up in an old
>> people's home feeling better every day.
>>
>> You get kicked out for being too healthy,
>> Go collect your pension, and then when
>> You start work, you get a gold watch
>> And a party on your first day.
>>
>> You work for 40 years until you're young
>> Enough to enjoy your retirement. You party,
>> Drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
>> Then you are ready for high school. You then
>> Go to primary school, you become a kid,
>> You play. You have no responsibilities, you
>> Become a baby until you are born.
>>
>> And then you spend your last 9 months floating
>> In luxurious spa-like conditions with central
>> Heating and room service on tap, larger
>> Quarters every day
>> And then Voila....You finish off as an orgasm!
>>
>> I rest my case.

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jellomarx
Sep. 19th, 2008 03:49 pm (UTC)
You've got my permission. Can I start at 51?

Imagine being in your 20's, and knowing what to do, not just thinking that you know what to do.
id_vs
Sep. 19th, 2008 04:22 pm (UTC)
That sounds terrific.
jellomarx
Sep. 19th, 2008 04:24 pm (UTC)
Nothing personal intended.

I hsven't seen you on politicsforum. I need someone with a brain to converse with.

Edited at 2008-09-19 04:25 pm (UTC)
id_vs
Sep. 19th, 2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
Ah, don't worry; I was being genuine.

The more I read on politicsforum, the less I want to participate. Though I suppose I'll have to get used to that kind of feeling if I really want to go into public office eventually.
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