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The Vice Presidential Debate

Tonight's debate will take on a slightly different format.  The Republican nominee, and  runner up in the Mrs Alaska pageant,  Sarah Palin.

The first question is for Mrs. Palin:  Who does your hair?

Mrs. Palin:  First of all, I'd like to thank Revlon for sponsoring this debate, and I think that beauty and makeup are under appreciated issues, for real!  My hair is done, by a wonderful gay man named Sean.  By the way, I have a very diverse group of family and friends, and I believe in equal rights for all of them, except only fundamentalist christians may marry.

Senator Biden how do you respond to that?

Senator Biden: I don't know how to respond to that, it has nothing to do with the issues facing the American people.

Mrs. Palin:  John McCain are ready to govern on day one.  That includes all issues that face the American people, including hair and make-up.  By the way when is the swimsuit competition?

Senator Biden,  Mrs. Palin can see Russia from her window.  How can your foreign policy experience possibly match that?

Senator Biden: I am the chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee of the United States Senate.

I mean, what can you see from your window?

Senator Biden:  An Oak Tree.

Mrs. Palin:  Clearly I can assist John McCain, more than Senator Biden can assist Barack Obama.  By the way,  I am prepared on day one to defend the United States against attacks from the Russians.  I recently told them that with a megaphone from my window.

Mrs. Palin you've been criticized because of your inability to name any important Supreme Court cases.  How do you respond?

Mrs. Palin: (wink, wink): Oh,  I'll have to get back to you on that.

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cathy_edgett
Oct. 3rd, 2008 10:06 pm (UTC)
This is great!! Too bad it is so accurate.
growingoldest
Oct. 4th, 2008 07:41 am (UTC)
Palin' around
And NOW the New Reigning Queen of the United States iiiiiiiiiiis....

Can we talk? Does Joe Biden need a makeover? I mean really. Couldn't he use a few hair plugs? A face lift or two? C'mon. We CANNOT have an unattractive President. For Fate's sake, if we could, Bill Richardson would already be buying Lemon Pledge to clean his new desk in the Oval Office.

We don't NEED a person of judgment to run this country. The good judgment leaders of the other countries of the world are doing that for us. Don't you get it yet, mister? We've outsourced our leadership! C'mon it's the new American Way.

Think about it. Why the hell should we value a person of great intelligence, wisdom and experience like Joe Biden? After all, Good Teeth and Great Hair and Sexy Winks rule the world. Wake up! We live in the United States of the National Enquirer.

Have a blessed day.
jellomarx
Oct. 4th, 2008 10:44 am (UTC)
Re: Palin' around
my point exactly. we should change the way that we choose our leaders. they should be chosen like beauty queens.

new meaning to "here she comes, miss america."

we never would have been stuck with those unattractive presidents, like that lincoln guy.
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