The first question is for Mrs. Palin: Who does your hair?
Mrs. Palin: First of all, I'd like to thank Revlon for sponsoring this debate, and I think that beauty and makeup are under appreciated issues, for real! My hair is done, by a wonderful gay man named Sean. By the way, I have a very diverse group of family and friends, and I believe in equal rights for all of them, except only fundamentalist christians may marry.
Senator Biden how do you respond to that?
Senator Biden: I don't know how to respond to that, it has nothing to do with the issues facing the American people.
Mrs. Palin: John McCain are ready to govern on day one. That includes all issues that face the American people, including hair and make-up. By the way when is the swimsuit competition?
Senator Biden, Mrs. Palin can see Russia from her window. How can your foreign policy experience possibly match that?
Senator Biden: I am the chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee of the United States Senate.
I mean, what can you see from your window?
Senator Biden: An Oak Tree.
Mrs. Palin: Clearly I can assist John McCain, more than Senator Biden can assist Barack Obama. By the way, I am prepared on day one to defend the United States against attacks from the Russians. I recently told them that with a megaphone from my window.
Mrs. Palin you've been criticized because of your inability to name any important Supreme Court cases. How do you respond?
Mrs. Palin: (wink, wink): Oh, I'll have to get back to you on that.