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The Prime Minister is You



Cheney and Bush'

Cheney: Alright, Mr. President how can I help you?

Bush: Now look, I'm the head of the Country. I’m doing my last state visit to a country called Manua. I need to know the names of the people that I’m going to see.
Do you know the guys' names?

Cheney: Oh sure.

Bush: So you go ahead and tell me some of their names.

Cheney: Well, I'll introduce you to the boys. You know sometimes nowadays they give diplomats peculiar names.

Cheney: Now let's see. The Prime Minister is Hugh.

Bush: The Prime Minister is not me. I’m the President

Cheney: No me is the Secretary of Defense and I’m The Attorney General -

Bush: You can’t be the Attorney General

Cheney: No Hugh is the Prime Minister.

Bush: Stop saying that I’m The Prime Minister.

Cheney: I’m not the Prime Minister. I’m is the Attorney General.

Bush: How can you be the Attorney General of one country and Vice President of another

Cheney: You is not the Vice President, She is the Vice President.

Bush: She is the Vice Preesident. I thought that You’re the Vice President

Cheney: No Your is the Secretary of Agriculture.

Bush: I’m not the Secretary of Agriculture and you’re fired if you say I’m the Attorney General. Tell me the name of the U.N. Ambassador.

Cheney: Tell me is the name of the Speaker of the House.

Bush: I don’t care about the Speaker of the House. I want to know the name of the U.N. Ambassador.

Cheney: I want to know is the name of Minister of Finance.

Bush: I don’t care about the Minister of Finance. Do they have a U.S. Ambassador?

Cheney: Of Course they have a U.S. Ambassador.

Bush: Does he have a name.

Cheney: Of course.

Bush: Tell me his name?

Cheney: Of course.

Bush: OK Tell me his name.

Cheney: Of Course.

Bush: You going to tell me?.

Cheney: I’m telling you, Of course.

Bush: So tell me.

Cheney: She’s the head of Homeland Security - now we're not talkin' 'bout him.

Bush: Now, how did I get on Homeland Security?

Cheney: You mentioned his name!

Bush: If I mentioned the Homeland Security's name, tell me what I said?

Cheney: Oh he’s the Opposition Party.

Bush: Never mind the Opposition Party.

Cheney: No - Never Mind’s been executed.

Bush: Huh?

Cheney: No, Huh’s OK, he was acquitted

Bush: Well, I'm a war time President

Cheney: I know that.

Bush: Now suppose that I decide to attact Manua. After a few weeks of heavy bombing they surrender.

Cheney: Yes.

Bush: I negotiate a settlement with Hugh.

Cheney: Now that's the first thing you've said right.

Bush: I don't even know what I'm talkin' about!

Cheney: Well, that's all you have to do.

Bush: Hugh resigns. 

Cheney: Yes.

Bush: Now I’m dealing with She.

Cheney: Maybe

Bush: So I’m negotiating with She.

Cheney: Maybe!

Bush: Maybe?

Cheney: Maybe

Bush: So I’m negotiating with Maybe.

Cheney: NO, NO, NO! You’re negotiating with She.

Bush: Maybe.

Cheney: That's right. There we go.

Bush: She then resigns. They ask me to deal with I’m. I’m not dealing with I’m.To Hell with them!

Cheney: What was that?

Bush: To Hell With Them!


Cheney: That’s the Chief Justice


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Oct. 10th, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
She's the first Lady.
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