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West Wing Story Part 7 I see Russia

Parts 1-6

http://jellomarx.livejournal.com/82603.html

I See Russia (To the tune of I feel Pretty)

Sarah
I see Russia,
Big, Bad Russia,
I see Russia and Russia sees me!
And I’ll crush her
When you elect me to be your VP.

I’m for drilling,
Lots of drilling
It's thrilling how drilling can be!
So the drilling
Will escalate when I’m VP.

I’m the beauty Queen from the Bering Strait:
I got my make up and clothing for free.
Free for a pretty face,
Free for a pretty dress,
Free for a pretty smile,
Free for a pretty me!

I am running
And campaigning,
I’m debating and relating with joy,
While I slander
The Senator from Illinois!

Children
This is my Mother the Running Mate,
The most powerful Mom on the ice
She approves of her children who procreate,
As long as we don’t use a Birth Control Device.

She’ll be the VP.
She’ll be one heartbeat away.
When she’s the VP,
None will ever disobey.

Where we live you need heat
Cause it’s zero degrees,
We get Polar Bear meat,
From our local Hardees.

Mom will debate Biden now,
Send for Hannity!
Here are the books that she’ll disavow They violate Christianity!

She once was obscure,
But now she’s maligned,
She’s going on tour
Leaving Dad in a bind!

Sarah
I see Russia,
Big, bad Russia
They despise us because we are free.
Salt Lake City
Is full of real Americans, like me.

Children
Ma ma ma ma . . .

Sarah
It stopped snowing,
It is sunny,
It’s so sunny and it’s only July,
It’s so sunny,
That my parka is nearly dry!

Children
Ma ma ma ma . . .

Sarah
I can see the KGB from the Bering Strait:

Children
What KGB where?

Sarah
You know that he’d rather be free.

Children
Which? What? Where? Whom?

Sarah
Free for a pretty face,
Free for a pretty dress,
Free for a pretty smile,
Free for a pretty me!

Children



Free for a pretty me!

ALL
I am running
To be the first female VP,
And its stunning when I get to see,
the expression
On the face of Hillary C!
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