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West Wing Story Part 7 I see Russia

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I See Russia (To the tune of I feel Pretty)

I see Russia,
Big, Bad Russia,
I see Russia and Russia sees me!
And I’ll crush her
When you elect me to be your VP.

I’m for drilling,
Lots of drilling
It's thrilling how drilling can be!
So the drilling
Will escalate when I’m VP.

I’m the beauty Queen from the Bering Strait:
I got my make up and clothing for free.
Free for a pretty face,
Free for a pretty dress,
Free for a pretty smile,
Free for a pretty me!

I am running
And campaigning,
I’m debating and relating with joy,
While I slander
The Senator from Illinois!

This is my Mother the Running Mate,
The most powerful Mom on the ice
She approves of her children who procreate,
As long as we don’t use a Birth Control Device.

She’ll be the VP.
She’ll be one heartbeat away.
When she’s the VP,
None will ever disobey.

Where we live you need heat
Cause it’s zero degrees,
We get Polar Bear meat,
From our local Hardees.

Mom will debate Biden now,
Send for Hannity!
Here are the books that she’ll disavow They violate Christianity!

She once was obscure,
But now she’s maligned,
She’s going on tour
Leaving Dad in a bind!

I see Russia,
Big, bad Russia
They despise us because we are free.
Salt Lake City
Is full of real Americans, like me.

Ma ma ma ma . . .

It stopped snowing,
It is sunny,
It’s so sunny and it’s only July,
It’s so sunny,
That my parka is nearly dry!

Ma ma ma ma . . .

I can see the KGB from the Bering Strait:

What KGB where?

You know that he’d rather be free.

Which? What? Where? Whom?

Free for a pretty face,
Free for a pretty dress,
Free for a pretty smile,
Free for a pretty me!


Free for a pretty me!

I am running
To be the first female VP,
And its stunning when I get to see,
the expression
On the face of Hillary C!


( 7 comments — Leave a comment )
Oct. 31st, 2008 05:12 pm (UTC)
I love it!! You need to get it out there.

Have someone sing it on youtube before the election!!

You can influence the vote. :)
Oct. 31st, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
If you can sing, you're welcome to it.

I'm having trouble with Officer Krupke.
Oct. 31st, 2008 06:01 pm (UTC)
Big smile! Yes, I see that Officer Krupke is tough.

I definitely cannot sing. It would not be pretty.

Could you take it to a local school or singing teacher? I'm sure there are students who would be delighted to do it.

My son made a film for film school and I saw that actors, actresses and singers want the chance and are happy to participate. Hop on the phone and make some calls. :)

Auditions tomorrow. Film Sunday. On youtube by Monday. Instant success for you and your crew.

Actually my niece can sing. And she is beautiful. She is thirteen and is in Newtown, CT. Her singing teacher would have contacts if you want someone older than she though she is quite mature and is gorgeous.

Oct. 31st, 2008 07:54 pm (UTC)
if they're interested, they're welcome to it. email me and I will give you contact info.

Oct. 31st, 2008 08:49 pm (UTC)
I talked to my niece's mother as my niece had school today, but she is off to dance class, has trick-or-treating tonight, and then, tomorrow her Chinese class and practice for the musical Grease that she is in. In other words, she doesn't have time. Too bad! She would have been perfect. Her parents were already figuring out how to make her look like Sarah, but she is a very busy girl. :)

With a few weeks notice, "we" would have had a winner right before the election. We still have a winner. My fortune cookie today at lunch said My greatest wish will come true.

This is certainly the most important wish right now, this win.

Thank you for your generosity.

I actually did try singing it myself as did my sister-in-law and my brother, but my niece is the one with the voice. :)

Singing off-tuningly,

Oct. 31st, 2008 09:06 pm (UTC)
She sounds like a busy girl.

You know where all of my writing goes. So if anything else looks appealing, we'll take it and run.
Oct. 31st, 2008 09:09 pm (UTC)
Yes, she is a busy girl. It is the modern way.

A-OK!! :)
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