jellomarx (jellomarx) wrote,

Continues Identity Crisis

"Who am I?" I said before going to sleep. In my last post, I realized to my chagrin, that I'm not Mickey Mantle or John Lennon. Also, to my unbridled happiness, the only thing that Nixon and I have in common is an 8:00 AM shadow.

So, I slept, I dreamed that I was a bad actor, whose ridiculous economic policy caused an recession in the late 80s. No! Wake up! I won't sleep with Nancy.

I determined that the dream that I was Catherine the Great had something to do with eating late night Salami. However, that did give me a new respect for horses.

What has become of me? Who am I?
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