What conclusions have I come up with?
1) No Matter how bad I feel later, a good Hot Dog is worth the pain.
2) Women are much smarter then men. (PS don't tell my wife either number 1 or 2).
3) Our parents learn a lot as we get older.
4) An October sunset, over the skyline of Manhattan is great.
5) Groucho Marx can still bring a smile to my face, but so can Sid Caesar and Ernie Kovacs.
6) No cookie will ever top the Mallomar.
7) As bad as Ronald Reagan was, it's possible to be worse.
8) We all sell out.
9) Baseball is the only sport worth arguing about.
10) Nobody compares to the Beatles and Simon & Garfunkel.
I haven't made up my mind whether Rush Limbaugh or Ann Coulter is the anti-Christ.