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The Battle of Greenwich

With the announcement last week that Governor Patterson was set to name Connecticut Resident, Pierce Wainright III as replacement for Secretary of State nominee, Hillary Clinton for the position of Senator from New York State, residents of New York expressed their disapproval.

Fights broke out in the boarder community of Rye, New York and Cos Cob, Connecticut. Both the New York State and Connecticut national guard were called in to quell the disruption. Thus begun the battle of Greenwich.

The Connecticut National Guard were dressed in the traditional Izod Shirt, with the Yellow and Green Sweater draped around the neck and penny loafers without socks of course. The New York National Guard were in their Air Jordan sneakers, pants raised to the middle of their rear end with the boxer shorts sticking out and Che Guevara shirts.

Talks were progressing smoothly until Senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut announced that he was throwing his support behind the New York contingent. This satisfied the group from Connecticut, but caused the group from New York to react violently.

The initial volley in this battle of words was started when a New York hurled the traditional battle cries of “Up Yours,” and “Your Mother!” The attack caught Connecticut totally unprepared, who are now awaiting reinforcements from the Yale and Wesleyan debate teams.

Not since the civil war has there been such ugliness between two states.

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growingoldest
Dec. 6th, 2008 04:23 pm (UTC)
Many red hots and mocha lattes were sacrificed in battle! Never has such a slaughter of accents been encountered! Ohhhh the inanity!
jellomarx
Dec. 6th, 2008 04:26 pm (UTC)
Many red hots and mocha lattes were sacrificed in battle

That's great. I wish that I had spoken to you before I wrote this.
growingoldest
Dec. 6th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
Any time, bud, any time. I'm just darned glad you're you.
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