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Six Flags over Crawford

George W. Bush announced today that he will break with tradition and not have a typical Presidential Library. Instead of the Library he is asking for donations for a Presidential Theme Park. The name of the park will be Six Flags over Crawford.

Here is a partial list of the attraction and features of the park:

The Dick Cheney shooting gallery. Guests get to join a robotic Dick Cheney and shoot Lawyers. Prizes will be given out for the most Lawyers shot. Bonus Prizes will be given if a contestant shoots the Attorney holding The Bill of Rights.

The Harriet Miers Kissing Booth.

The John Ashcroft fun house. You get to have fun similar to the way that our fun loving ex Attorney General did. You too can have famous nude statues covered. Of course there will be the daily contest to name which amendment is replaced by with commandment.

The Samuel Alito, No right to privacy, Love Tunnel.

The Donald Rumsfeld Iraq war Ferris Wheel. This ride goes around and around with no foreseeable end in sight.

The Alberto Gonzales Gitmo Flume ride. On this unique ride, you get to experience water boarding just as if you were a resident of Guantanamo Bay yourself.

You can have your picture taken in front of the Mission Accomplished sign.

And of course no theme park would be complete without the special events. Already planed is Save the Stem Cells day. That day you get to see how many Stem Cells you can rescue. You can take your Stem Cells home. Where in your freezer they will be safe from scientists trying to find cures for God given diseases.

There will also be special guests. It is rumored that God himself will be appearing. Don’t leave the park without having the opportunity to speak with God. He will be appearing everyday but Sunday (he takes Sundays off to rest) to discuss whatever interests you and management approves.

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cathy_edgett
Dec. 13th, 2008 02:38 pm (UTC)
Good job on both your parts. Yes, you are clever and this crew is really tough in the laugh department. They make me feel sick.
wibblywobbly
Dec. 13th, 2008 03:24 pm (UTC)
The Jenna Bush snow cone stand...

There is also the John Snow game of chance tent. Don't worry, if you lose all your money there, you can get bailed out by a clown who looks like Hank Paulson... but only if you took other peoples money and lost that. Otherwise you can try going to Barak Obama's Socialist Paradise you loser and try to have someone else's wealth redistributed.


There is also the Countrywide Haunted House.... it was foreclosed on and even the ghosts were evicted.

There is also the Texas Air National Guard Zipper Ride. Everyone who rides it gets an award... even if you don't actually ride it!

And don't forget the Sean Hannity chamber of anger!
jellomarx
Dec. 13th, 2008 03:25 pm (UTC)
Very good.
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