jellomarx (jellomarx) wrote,


I just walked past Scores. I've never been in this high priced topless bar. Now they're going out of business. Two things come to mind:

1) Will they have a going out of business sale? Two lap dances for the price of one.

2) Will they get a government bailout? Can't you imagine these guys in silken suits, dark glasses and bad mustaches appearing before the Dodd committee? "Yo Senator, give us the money and your next lap dance is free. Can I ax you is that an offer that you can't refuse?"
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